Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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