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I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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