he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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