I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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