That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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