if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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