idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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