I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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