we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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