That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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