Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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