Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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