margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Text me some of your sweat
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
