You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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