oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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