remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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