Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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