Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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