Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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