No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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