Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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