absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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