i just wanna soil my oats bro
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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