My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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