OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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