I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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