you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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