hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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