Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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