i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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