don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
