if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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