best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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