We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You've changed since you got that strap on
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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