Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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