Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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