I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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