She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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