using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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