doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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