think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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