I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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