So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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