That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Operation Purity has been aborted
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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