wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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