just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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