if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
