just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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