And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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