I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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