How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
