he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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