Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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